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Whoa, 2012! January 18, 2012

Filed under: Others — beabots keniston @ 8:40 PM

*I thought I was able to paste the picture that came with my post titled “Before You Read This”. Oh well. That was an attempt to blog after my husband made a milestone by initiating to make a blog after my failed attempts at making him express his thoughts through written words*

2012 should be an interesting year. Never mind that I am crazily busy at work right now and will continue to be so until the end of April. It will pay off, I hope.

In May, we are scheduled to take a trip to the UK and take a much-earned vacation. We are shooting three birds with one stone by celebrating our second year wedding anniversary (yes, my imaginary readers I will survive a second year at marriage!), making a visit-to-the-UK dream a reality and meeting friends we’ve been speaking to online since 2008. There is excitement at both ends. I have been (or trying to) staying away from drinking but when we get there, I will challenge my husband and Bags to a pub crawl. With no (less) practice, I might literally crawl getting out of the pub. That will be a one-night happening for me because I intend to savor the UK. I am still sold to the insane thought that my tourist visa was approved because in my narrative, I have mentioned that I am a big fan of British TV shows and to be where these shows were shot will be a dream come true for me.

It is also in May that my husband and I are to take a shot at proving our procreational abilities are effective. Max has been shoving it to my throat (no pun intended) that we should have a baby soon. Arg. Am I ready to puff smoking goodbye? Am I ready for motherhood, sleepless nights, swollen/lactose-discharging breasts, and listening to a baby’s wail as I lull myself to sleep (if I get any!)? Am I also ready to finally book an appointment with a ob-gynecologist (and a general practitioner)? I honestly do not know. When I think of pregnancy and delivery, I think of my mother who died after child birth. Be that as it may, I think it is worth a shot. Funny as it may sound, I think parenting will do our relationship good. It may be time to bequeath our bratty thrones to a real brat. Yeah.

We are also looking at owning a home. Contrary to the fact that buying a home entails a lot of financial and practical planning, the thought of owning one actually excites me. No more walls that you cannot punch a nail into. No more annoying immediate neighbors. Lots of good pictures to frame, paintings to buy. Space. Space.

This last one is just wishful thinking. I want to virtually go back to school by completing a Master’s degree or a BS in Forensics Accounting degree. Max actually likes the idea. But the fees, man, the fees. I do not have the privilege at work yet of getting tuition and book fees reimbursed yet because I am only six months old in my position. This is again related to one of my wildest dreams – being a CSI sans the gory/chemistry stuff.

So many plans, so little time in 2012. 2013, maybe?  

 

 

Before You Read This January 16, 2012

Filed under: Others — beabots keniston @ 12:54 PM
 

Bon Voyage August 12, 2011

Filed under: Wordplay — beabots keniston @ 9:24 PM

To jump on a cruise to forgetting

And swim with careless dolphins.

Only to be brought ashore and remember…

To fly the blue skies and cottony clouds;

Like turbulence for ease of doubting.

Only to descend and disbelieve again…

To hike the tallest of mountains

And reach the peak of acceptance.

Only to slide back down to rejection and disdain…

This wandering is no vacation.

–08.12.2011–

 

Grapevine April 14, 2011

Filed under: Wordplay — beabots keniston @ 7:24 PM

Whispers are waking alarms

for the slumber-hungry slaves.

Bullets of demean rippling

in the stream of busy-ness.

The tongue, a weapon.

A spear, sharpened

by its ever loyal bearer

to curse the unaware,

to drive the guilt

into a journey of paranoia.

‘Heard from the grapevine yet, chica?

 

Vultures March 20, 2011

Filed under: Wordplay — beabots keniston @ 2:10 PM

the vultures are starving
i sense their famine
they want to feed on me
is there no more flesh
from yesterday’s kill?
i desire to feel scared
well, i should be
i could make for a hearty meal -
the cuisine to whet their appetite
like yesterday never happened
and tomorrow will come no more
full like a loaded gun, they’d feel
after feasting on my parts
they’ll burp their way to death

02.28.09

 

Uninvited March 20, 2011

Filed under: Wordplay — beabots keniston @ 2:09 PM

Like a Maya Angelou poem
you get into my nerves
…and my thalamus
…and my sub-conscious.
You have pimped your way
into my weary psyche
into my ambitious nucleus
into my ravenous wits.
You have taken pleasure;
made an unauthorized advance
you and your bad appetite
is claiming the best of me.

02.16.08

 

Solitary Summer Bliss March 20, 2011

Filed under: Wordplay — beabots keniston @ 2:08 PM

The sun welcomed me in her nicest sunny smile
“well, aloha dear! are you ready for my cuppa day?”
the banca’s welcome abode complements
your smirky beam, I should say.
excited waves run through the banca’s fragile sides
little brothers are you trying to come near me?
come get my fruity loops of desirious summer laughter,
of two-hundred-peso-worth of beachy ecstasy
and priceless companionship care of the most
lovely allies in the world
flirty trees sway to my direction
as if to say that i am in their attendance
lovely…awesome…stunning…gorgeous…
really, these picturesque scene is nothing
compared to the state of euphoria i’d be in
when this same attractive panorama
of sun, waves,trees and charming humans
is shared with you.
i’m feeling bitter again…
the empty seat on my left is crying
wish you were here…

04.07.08

 

Head Case March 17, 2011

Filed under: Wordplay — beabots keniston @ 11:13 PM

When famished wolves howl at the pregnant moon…
When Sandman sprinkles non-drowsy dust on my tired eyes…
When blood starts to play Nascar and trickle down
my unsightly thighs…
When love turns weary and the weary disappoints…
When everywhere offers nowhere beyond the uncomfort
of four corners…
I go insane.

03.17.2011

 

When Idiot Box Attacks February 8, 2011

Filed under: Others — beabots keniston @ 7:47 PM

I have always been a fan of the couch – of the couch with an idiot box in front. My weekends and after-work hours always consist of movie or tv series marathons with my husband who is also a couch potato. Perfect pair, eh? My little affair with the television set has gone up another notch with our recent subscription to Netflix – more sci-fi and dark comedies for Max, more tv shows for me to conquer and watch!

I know you are shaking your head right now. “Tsk. Lazy arse!”. Hey! I do house chores before or between marathons!

Here is a list of movies/tv shows and the like that I have seen and enjoyed so far:
1. Two movies by John Waters: Pecker and A Dirty Shame. I specially liked Pecker because it revolved around photography. And the (not-so-hardcore) Catholic in me is revealed whenever Pecker’s Grandma’s image of the Virgin Mary says “Full of grace! Full of grace!”. Truth be told, I got goosebumps whenever I’d hear that line.

2. Bride Trafficking Unveiled. This is a documentary by Laura Barry shown on Current TV centering on mail order brides from the Philippines and (mostly) Thailand who dream to find a better (not bitter) half in the UK. I have read bad and good feedback about the docu. Some said that it only showcased the bad side of the whole issue that is brides-by-mail. Others said it was “selective journalism”. You decide. It was an interesting topic for me and my husband as I am from the Philippines and has immigrated to the US to marry Max (an American). And no, I am not a mail-order bride. Jeez.

Here’s a link for the documentary: http://current.com/groups/on-current-tv/92357386_bride-trafficking-unveiled.htm

3. Skins (UK) A show about teen drama revolving around sex, drugs, a lot of swearing, more sex and life. The cast is replaced every two years/ two seasons which gives the tv show more breathing room for showcasing different characters and acting skills. My husband and I have both agreed that Chris is the best actor for the 1st batch and Cook for the 2nd batch. I have seen Series 1 -4 up to episode 1 of Season 5.

The US version has just hit it off on MTV. I have watched not a single episode from the US version but I am tempted to check it out, for comparison’s sake.

4. Shameless. A scrabble and facebook buddy of mine has suggested that I watch this series. Comcast on demand has up to 5 episodes of the first season which turns out to be the US version. It topbills William H. Macy who is a great actor. He plays an alcoholic father to 6 children. I also have the UK version for the 1st season but I have yet to watch them. I just learned yesterday that the gorgeous James McAvoy is in the series. Oh lal la. =)

5. Crank Yankers. A show about prank calls made to real “victims”. Pardon my use of the word victims. Comedians like Jimmy Kimmel (and his two kids), Jim Florentine and Adam Carollla are behind the prank callers’ voices. Puppets are used to re-enact the call. Get the picture yet?

I would add more to my list but the telly is calling on me. =)

 

Boredom November 10, 2010

Filed under: Wordplay — beabots keniston @ 6:16 PM
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Blank stares at the papyrus. My secret ingredient for battle work.
Ogling thoughts for Mr. Pretty Face and his powers of manliness.
Remembering events of same nature; non-deja vu
Everything looks like beds of haven.
Sounds echo like snores. Ah siesta.
Don’t pinch my imagination bubble. Denoument hates joy-killers.
Overwhelming images and knowledge, like his surrending video chip
My frackin’ god, I am bored.

 

 
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